The United States of America is going out of business! 🙁 But here at the U.S. Department of Homeland Graffiti, we want to turn this moment of national embarrassment and hard times into real savings for you and your family. 🙂 From June 4th through the 28th, the U.S.D.H.G and the Graffiti Research Lab are liquidating all confiscated, high-tech graffiti artifacts and tools, expunged evidence, court exhibits, redacted documents and office furnishings, priced to sell. So grab a handful of Euros or Mao Bucks (U.S. currency still accepted while supplies last) and head on down to Gallery Anno Domini located between U.S. Routes 101 and 280 in Silicon Valley, California. Don’t miss out on these sub-prime deals,because just like our empire, bargains like this won’t last forever! Offer void in Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, and North Dakota. Local sales tax and service charges may apply bitches.

Artist’s Reception: First Friday, June 6th, 2008
8 p.m. ’til late • free and open to the public
Exhibition runs from June 4th – June 28th

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Terrortites

2-layer U.S.D.H.G. Shield Prints

Homeland Security Advisory Canvas

U.S.D.H.G. Control Shield

More SALE items here on fuckflickr.

Graffiti Research Lab: The Complete 1st Season is coming to Sundance @ BAM in Brooklyn on Saturday, May 31st with a FREE midnight screening. Get rowdy and get downtown by 9:30 PM to get your laser-scribble on at the opera house followed at midnight by the only movie to officially be put on the Dept. of Homeland Security no-fly list.

BAM
Saturday, May 31st at midnight
FREE AS IN FREE BEER!

It takes a legend to go ALL CITY, and a legendary toy to go ALL MUSEUM. Watch your back Pompidou.

GRL @ the Tate Modern on fuckflickr.

The U.S. Department of Homeland Graffiti is partnering with the Secret Intelligence Service to bring Brooklyn’s worst graf crew, the Graffiti Research Lab, to jolly-old mother-fucking England for Street Art at the Tate Modern, May 25th & 26th.

I don’t know from art, but who wants to write their name on the Tate, snap a flick of it and post that jawn on their facebook&#8253 If you’re a graf writer, get in touch.

Graffiti Research Lab
@ the Tate Modern,
May 25th & 26th,
along the Thames and at Level 2 Café.
Free as in Freedom.

Thanks to Raw Canvas and lil’ SOWF for the invite.

GRL. DDSOS. Doing it for the kids since 2006.

Click here to waste 3 minutes and 26 seconds of company time.